Wait just a minute - I assumed she sent this because of my love for corks and this old Mason jar but as I'm reading thru the instructions now I'm wondering if it's more because she thinks I'm a wino?!!!
I scanned in her instructions but it's pretty small to read, here's what they say to do:
Here's a special gift for you
It's something you will love to do!
Just closely follow every script
And by the end, you should be "ripped"!
- Select your wine of choice for the evening.
- Uncork your chosen wine and save that cork. You will need it later!
- Grab a wine glass!
- Pour wine into your glass...NOT the mason jar, your glass!!
- Begin placing corks in the jar. OOPS! Take that last one out and have another sip! Now put that cork back in! Let's celebrate with a "chug-a-lug"! Let's see, you have some raffia here. Don't throw it back because...
- As you're putting your cork jar together, you are probably thinking...???
- That's a great thought! Take 2 sips, or 3!! OK! Let's toss a few more corks in your jar.
- You have been sitting for a while, so get up, take a drink, and venture out for a short walk.
- Respect is an important thing, and you have earned respect because...
- Place all but 1 of the remaining corks in the Mason jar. At this time your jar should be almost full and your wine glass almost empty. Time for a refill for Jill!! Now, let's tie that raffia around the lid. Oh, no...don't get frustrated...You are probably one glass away from saying what you really think!!??
- Raffia attached! Jar looks great! Tie that last cork to the outside of your jar! Toast to a job well done!
I played around with adding the other stuff she included but I like just the raffia for now. Will change it with the season! |
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